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Fuck Off Mist Protection Intention Spray

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Tired of bad vibes creeping into your space? Need a little auric armor against energy vampires, toxic people, and all-around BS? Fuck Off Mist is here to set the tone—firmly, unapologetically, and with a scent that demands respect.

 

One spritz and poof—the negativity disperses like a ghost in daylight. It’s like an invisibility cloak for nonsense, wrapping you in an intoxicatingly bold, deeply grounding aroma that tells bad vibes to kindly GTFO.

 

Scent Vibes:

🌿 Top Notes: Bergamot, Spruce – Crisp, fresh, and straight to the point.

🌲 Middle Notes: Cypress, Sage – Earthy and sacred, like a protective ward in a bottle.

🔥 Base Notes: Palo Santo, Patchouli, Dark Musk, Smoke – Deep, mystical, and just the right amount of don’t mess with me.

 

Why You Need This:

✔ Wards off negativity and unwanted energy

✔ Smells like an enchanted forest with a hint of menace (in the best way)

✔ Perfect for home, office, ritual work, or anywhere peace is required

✔ Acts as a subtle, scented “Not today, Satan”

 

How to Use:

Shake well, spritz with intention, and enjoy the immediate sense of calm and clarity. Avoid spraying directly on skin or delicate surfaces—this is a room spray, not a spell for your aura.